Monday, August 27, 2007

Okay my math skills are equivalent to Ms. Teen SC's Geography skills, numbchuck skills...

THE WEEK IN SHOES: Okay, so I exempted calculus going into college but apparently I cannot add....I thought I only had ordered 3 pair of shoes this week...actually, I think it is in the neighborhood of six after I did the math (counting on my fingers)....Oops -- Hey Mark, they were almost free... I received 3 today (heavenly) and realized that 2 or 3 more are on the way and I bought a FABULOUS pair on Saturday (6 ordered, a 7th pair purchased)...They will all make the "Shoe of the Week" no doubt!

Okay, did you see the ditzy answer from South Carolina's Ms. Teen or Ms. South Carolina or?...who the heck knows what she is... one thing we know for sure, she is no Phi Beta Kappa let me tell you. HOW embarassing...What do you bet that she had "Party Like a Rock Star" and "Back in Black" at her pep rallies in high school?...I doubt she could find her way out of a paper bag let alone know any geographical facts whatsoever...Why, why, why did she have to be from South Carolina (or anywhere in the South as a matter of fact)? It is the equivalent to game day in Athens....ESPN or College Game Day captures the one "fan" with one tooth, an enormous beer belly and overalls on...CAN YOU SAY -- HE DID NOT ATTEND NOR WOULD EVER GET ADMITTED TO UGA? But yet, the impression is already made - a UGA fan with no branching in the family tree making an appearance on TV - he's a UGA graduate ...Obviously when this girl had her hair highlighted or liposuction or airbrushed tan affixed to her body, someone performed a labotomy while they were at it....EGADS, I am mortified to be a South Carolina resident at the moment....

Title reference...Did you see Napoleon Dynamite? Okay, perhaps I should not admit that I have seen it multiple times....Maybe I should be more embarrassed of that than my residence, eh?

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